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Cycling gave me a pert bum bum. In fact i'm admiring it in the mirror right now.

This conjures up a terrible image to to my, or any other right minded individuals, mind!:gag:

I can see you cycling along on a pedal bike equipped with mirrors, much like a mod's scooter (no, not SF), admiring your lycra clad sweaty bum in the rear view (ha ha!) mirror whilst typing your post on a handlebar mounted laptop! :gag::gag:

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This conjures up a terrible image to to my, or any other right minded individuals, mind!:gag:

I can see you cycling along on a pedal bike equipped with mirrors, much like a mod's scooter (no, not SF), admiring your lycra clad sweaty bum in the rear view (ha ha!) mirror whilst typing your post on a handlebar mounted laptop! :gag::gag:

 

That reminds me, there's a horrific snuff video clip going around the viral scene, where a cyclist reaches almost 60mph and is suddenly struck in the face by a wasp. I'd post a link but I'd probably get banned. His face was unrecognisable and they had to identify him by the firmness of his bum.

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