Grandad.Malky Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Rampent PM. Will there be new laws about off-road bikes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Will there be new laws about off-road bikes? Have you voted yet? If not, what are your opines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 My heart felt thanks to my supporters and foes. I have just being on a short internet holiday, again :hihi: So my campaigning was interrupted... but do not fear! Your popular PM is here! Last night, I and my very able Chancellor (MOS) had the pleasure of staying with noted business man and philanthropist Sir Charles Eddelwath Focker, of the Dore Fockers. Have to state, his pad is very nice. Rolling gardens and excellent security. Deep into the night we shared fine wine and Stella, and his croissants had the impeccable taste of Lurpak and peas. A true man of virtue and class. From this meeting, Sir Charles has given his assurance of giving 1 hour of his time over the coming months in aiding poorer folk. His first point of call is helping trolley collectors with their literacy and numeracy levels. We have also passed legislation allowing free toilet paper for those suffering from IBS. Free one on one guidance and financial support for up and coming female pop stars (MOS has a good ear, and I have an eye for talent) The abolition of Stamp duty on a threshold -45% of fixed income non statutory post rate IMF re defined cost excess. Free milk for cats over 15 years old. The banning of toilet smells in pubs. And, free prescription sun glasses for people wearing trench coats in the summer. In parks. Rampent PM. Hear, Hear (I thought we agreed that you wouldn't mention that I only have one ear, I never mentioned your glass eye!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandad.Malky Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Have you voted yet? If not, what are your opines? I am a floating voter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I am a floating voter. Well, people with 'floaters' can phone Kier 24/7 for free in the next week, and get them removed. Shirly that's worth a vote for me?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Hear, Hear (I thought we agreed that you wouldn't mention that I only have one ear, I never mentioned your glass eye!). Well Sir Charles did mention something about all out honestly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Hear, Hear (I thought we agreed that you wouldn't mention that I only have one ear, Do you have problems with sunglasses?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Do you have problems with sunglasses?. Only on one side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 :hihi: Welcome back your eminences but I have to bring a point of order to your good and respected selves JABBERWOCKY IS PM your very obedient servant Have we got a final figure on the votes now? Any more updates on vote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Is the poll over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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