Gram? Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'm as good as a Doberman luv, and I own four of the most powerful air pistols in the world, I would never consider using them against a human being, other than beating them over the head with one. Get a grip mate, you're an old man, not an action hero lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Have a dump on his lawn. When he confronts you say your mother gave you permission. jb :hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Get a grip mate, you're an old man, not an action hero lol. Shurrup, you're only as old as the woman you feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabelle Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 How can he give them permission to play on her property? Obviously I'm not sure of the layout of the area, but could you help her to put a fence up to stop them getting so close to her house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barleycorn Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Caltrops or a bear trap? jb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 How can he give them permission to play on her property? Obviously I'm not sure of the layout of the area, but could you help her to put a fence up to stop them getting so close to her house? It's a corner bungalow with a three foot wall around it, the bungalow stands at the same level as the top of the wall. I like your idea of the fence, we are just about to have some gates fitted by a fencing company, I will get them to give me a quote. Many thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Caltrops or a bear trap? jb You might joke, but years ago the jeweler guy who owned the old house at the top of Ashland Road had man traps in his garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirlow Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Caltrops or a bear trap? jb They should start selling these in Marks & Spencers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthebean Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'm as good as a Doberman luv, and I own four of the most powerful air pistols in the world, I would never consider using them against a human being, other than beating them over the head with one. There's a recently retired police officer who lives near her, I might just see if he can suggest something. Oh apologies I didn't realise you were 'kind of a big deal' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Oh apologies I didn't realise you were 'kind of a big deal' No big deal, just a big guy who doesn't like smart arses, male or female, if you get my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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