Bassman62 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 RE-read it. 72 YEAR OLD virgins. You can have mine. Err no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riche Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Same. I'll send you a PM. Only if you are a beautiful girl about 30ish with no designs on a lasting relationship or marriage. I like suspenders and stockings oh and a bit of pvc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna B Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 It's better than that. Some non-believers have been setting up post rapture pet care services and charging a fee, non refundable of course, for a promise to look after their pets when they get taken up in the rapture. I love this! Americans - don't you just love 'em, always the entrepreneurial spirit when they think they can make a quick buck. We Brits ought to take a leaf out of their book, can anyone think of any other award winning post apocolypse business ideas? Trouble is you won't have time to spend your fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jossyboy Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 It will be nice to get rid of all the religious nuts, for 5 months at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John X Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Has anyone got a link to that amazing story of the religious nutter in america (where else) who was killed after climbing out of the sunroof of her car at speed on the freeway, when she thought the Rapture was happening? Apparently some guy was taking a load of inflated blowup dolls to a party and had stopped by the side of the road to fix the tarpaulin covering them. While he was doing this, a gust of wind carried some of the dolls up into the air just as this woman was passing. Either this guy or another guy nearby had a beard and looked like Jesus so this woman, convinced that the Rapture was happening and fearing she would be left behind, climbed out of the sunroof as the car was still moving and was killed! John X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jossyboy Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Has anyone got a link to that amazing story of the religious nutter in america (where else) who was killed after climbing out of the sunroof of her car at speed on the freeway, when she thought the Rapture was happening? Apparently some guy was taking a load of inflated blowup dolls to a party and had stopped by the side of the road to fix the tarpaulin covering them. While he was doing this, a gust of wind carried some of the dolls up into the air just as this woman was passing. Either this guy or another guy nearby had a beard and looked like Jesus so this woman, convinced that the Rapture was happening and fearing she would be left behind, climbed out of the sunroof as the car was still moving and was killed! John X I read this too, i think it was made up though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanjay Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'm 40 on sunday so it's ok with me :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John X Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I read this too, i think it was made up though It was a few years ago now since I first saw the story. Can't remember whether it was true or not. John X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barleycorn Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Has anyone got a link to that amazing story of the religious nutter in america (where else) who was killed after climbing out of the sunroof of her car at speed on the freeway, when she thought the Rapture was happening? Apparently some guy was taking a load of inflated blowup dolls to a party and had stopped by the side of the road to fix the tarpaulin covering them. While he was doing this, a gust of wind carried some of the dolls up into the air just as this woman was passing. Either this guy or another guy nearby had a beard and looked like Jesus so this woman, convinced that the Rapture was happening and fearing she would be left behind, climbed out of the sunroof as the car was still moving and was killed! John X Appears to be false http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.asp jb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quisquose Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Here's the weather forecast for the weekend: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/5/18/1/weather-for-the-armageddon-29612-1305697106-34.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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