alex3659 Posted May 31, 2011 Author Share Posted May 31, 2011 I always wondered how to spell bobar and thought it ought to be bobbar, other wise if you spell it bobar I read it as bo bar. Quite right you are, http://www.allwords.com/word-bobbar.html. Still a load of plop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Loving Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 I was once caught short while out fishing and an old copy of the Sun was all I could find. You can guess the rest... I remember being in a pub once, did my business, noticed there was no toilet roll, so had to use my socks.... decided it best not to put the sock back on though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamofsin Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 I was on the tram a while back and it was busy. I had a bit on an upset stomach and my rear was very close to an old guys face the tram got stopped because a taxi decided to stop on the tracks. I couldn't hold it in and longer and farted in his face. The expression was halrious but I felt terrible almost as bad as it smelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted May 31, 2011 Author Share Posted May 31, 2011 I remember being in a pub once, did my business, noticed there was no toilet roll, so had to use my socks.... decided it best not to put the sock back on though I was once in the same position and asked the man in the next cubicle to pass some paper under the door, when he did I stood on his hand and stole his watch.:hihi::hihi:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<Aim 4> Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Your fingers go through the toilet paper. Why does this happen? Surely in this day and age and the prices they charge they could provide a toilet paper where this can't happen. It's put me right off my breakfast. Well I was just about to have some nutella on toast but I dont think I'm going to bother now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 I have excellent sphincter control and as such, can 'nip 'em off ' very cleanly and precisely. There's no such thing as bog roll in my house ... I just keep a packet of Rizzlas (green ones) close to hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishcake Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 I have excellent sphincter control and as such, can 'nip 'em off ' very cleanly and precisely. There's no such thing as bog roll in my house ... I just keep a packet of Rizzlas (green ones) close to hand. Ahhhh the pooh fairy visits you then. No wiping needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Was just going to start off a thread with the same title as this one, when I came across this. Anyway, I was going to say...... Don't you just hate it when...... add your own comment. Mine is, Don't you just hate it when you leave a snotty tissue in a pocket, and then wash it in the machine, so the bits go all aver the rest of the washing! Grrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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