MonkeyLover Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I think I will sell my brain - I might make enough to buy a bus ticket into town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I think I will sell my brain - I might make enough to buy a bus ticket into town! Mainline or stagecoach?:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I 've got a body part I 'd like to sell but I can 't really advertise it or discuss it on a family forum. [ Plus---there 'd be the usual envious types, hurling abuse ]. Anyway, I 've no use for it anymore, so it might as well go. Maybe one of those Swiss Transplant Clinics would cough up a tidy sum ? If I leave it much longer, it won 't be any good to man nor beast-----so, quickly, please-----info. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
40summat Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I 've got a body part I 'd like to sell but I can 't really advertise it or discuss it on a family forum. [ Plus---there 'd be the usual envious types, hurling abuse ]. Anyway, I 've no use for it anymore, so it might as well go. Maybe one of those Swiss Transplant Clinics would cough up a tidy sum ? If I leave it much longer, it won 't be any good to man nor beast-----so, quickly, please-----info. !! This should be in the for sale section. And a photo might help you get rid of it, ask a mod to make it 'sticky' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 You 're quite correct Fortysummat-----and I did try the photograph angle not long ago. However..........problems.....! I asked an old friend if he 'd take a picture of it, in a suitable setting, so to speak. He went into a huff, said, " Well, I'M not like that, " and I haven 't seen him since. I eventually did manage to take my own photo and tried to put it on one of those supermarket notice boards.[ Banned for life ] Then I tried a newsagent 's shop window [ Arrested---fined ] I 'm definitely NOT trying the ' sandwich board ' approach ! I suppose there 's the internet........facebook.....etc.....but with all these injunctions .....etc....I 'd probably have to leave the country under a cloud and move to North Korea or somewhere like that. I prefer a quick nip over to a Swiss clinic, pair of scissors and bottle of brandy-----half a million quid in the hand ...........and a retirement in Milton Keynes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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