discodown Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I'm going to tell you a secret about men. Men, like dogs and bees, can smell fear. We know when something isn't right. We are also very simple creatures and we respond to behaviour like dogs so if you are putting on an act we'll respond to that and because thats what we expect you to behave like. If you stop putting on the act we get all confused and then we stop behaving like you expect us to. This is when things go wrong in relationships. The moral of the story is don't be something you aren't. It confuses us then we run away. Forget what the stupid magazines tell you. Forget what your friends tell you about their wildly exciting relationships they are all lying. Be yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 No, but it must be awful if you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I'm going to tell you a secret about men. Men, like dogs and bees, can smell fear. We know when something isn't right. We are also very simple creatures and we respond to behaviour like dogs so if you are putting on an act we'll respond to that and because thats what we expect you to behave like. If you stop putting on the act we get all confused and then we stop behaving like you expect us to. This is when things go wrong in relationships. The moral of the story is don't be something you aren't. It confuses us then we run away. Forget what the stupid magazines tell you. Forget what your friends tell you about their wildly exciting relationships they are all lying. Be yourself. Wise words, but what if you swing both ways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discodown Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Wise words, but what if you swing both ways? Doesn't matter, you have both options so twice the fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Wise words, but what if you swing both ways? Why do you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 I'm going to tell you a secret about men. Men, like dogs and bees, can smell fear. We know when something isn't right. We are also very simple creatures and we respond to behaviour like dogs so if you are putting on an act we'll respond to that and because thats what we expect you to behave like. If you stop putting on the act we get all confused and then we stop behaving like you expect us to. This is when things go wrong in relationships. The moral of the story is don't be something you aren't. It confuses us then we run away. Forget what the stupid magazines tell you. Forget what your friends tell you about their wildly exciting relationships they are all lying. Be yourself. This is what I am looking for..........someone who wants me for me..........warts and all ( I havent got any warts by the way ) but I think this is what comes from long term...in a new relationship you want to impress and do try to put on an act to please..............scared that they may not like the real you ....................no make up, looking rough in a morning, farting etc do guys actually care about these things in a new relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRIVE BRICK Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I was once told that women get married in white so they match the kitchen appliances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discodown Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 This is what I am looking for..........someone who wants me for me..........warts and all ( I havent got any warts by the way ) but I think this is what comes from long term...in a new relationship you want to impress and do try to put on an act to please..............scared that they may not like the real you ....................no make up, looking rough in a morning, farting etc do guys actually care about these things in a new relationship I didn't. Maybe if you spent less time being introspective and more time relaxing and not being tense about it then maybe you might find something. You're thinking about it too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 This is what I am looking for..........someone who wants me for me..........warts and all ( I havent got any warts by the way ) but I think this is what comes from long term...in a new relationship you want to impress and do try to put on an act to please..............scared that they may not like the real you ....................no make up, looking rough in a morning, farting etc do guys actually care about these things in a new relationship I keep it all in. Like farting. Had to see one of those blokes that might be gay, shoving pipes up backside and laughing at my wig. To see why my backend had grown like a garden on the manor. He wanted my number after he had his fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danot Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I was once told that women get married in white so they match the kitchen appliancesI was once told that all brides are beautiful, but if that is the case... where do ugly wives come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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