manofstrad Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 This is what I am looking for..........someone who wants me for me..........warts and all ( I havent got any warts by the way ) but I think this is what comes from long term...in a new relationship you want to impress and do try to put on an act to please..............scared that they may not like the real you ....................no make up, looking rough in a morning, farting etc do guys actually care about these things in a new relationship Sounds good to me shaz' no one want's to go out with someone who is pretending to be something they are not. Hold back on the farts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRIVE BRICK Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I was once told that all brides are beautiful, but if that is the case... where do ugly wives come from? "Ronald McDonald is a scary, scary clown" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Sounds good to me shaz' no one want's to go out with someone who is pretending to be something they are not. Hold back on the farts though. I never fart on a first date ...... I am good at the silent ones...where you let it out a bit at a time thats the one good thing about bein on your own...you can fart to your hearts content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I keep it all in. Like farting. Had to see one of those blokes that might be gay, shoving pipes up backside and laughing at my wig. To see why my backend had grown like a garden on the manor. He wanted my number after he had his fun. I hate those people, always sticking their nose in other people's business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I never fart on a first date ...... I am good at the silent ones...where you let it out a bit at a time thats the one good thing about bein on your own...you can fart to your hearts content It's ok until you get that dream date and get them back to your place, walk over to light a candle and forget that you are not alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 I keep it all in. Like farting. Had to see one of those blokes that might be gay, shoving pipes up backside and laughing at my wig. To see why my backend had grown like a garden on the manor. He wanted my number after he had his fun. you not making much sense tonight rampent are you ****** for a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRIVE BRICK Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I never fart on a first date ...... I am good at the silent ones...where you let it out a bit at a time thats the one good thing about bein on your own...you can fart to your hearts content Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I never fart on a first date ...... I am good at the silent ones...where you let it out a bit at a time thats the one good thing about bein on your own...you can fart to your hearts content Yes, but do they smell shaz ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 you not making much sense tonight rampent are you ****** for a change I have probs with * things. My old brain lacks internet savvy stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Yes, but do they smell shaz ? funnily enough Pat...no they dont ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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