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20 marlboro on each hour, cigar every two hours. Repeat untill cough has disappeared or you pass out. Both will cure the cough. Dr Rampent.

 

You are just trying to coin it in for the Exchequer aren't you, eminence?

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where's Joanl when she's needed? Joanl has a great remedy. Slice an onion, sprinkle it with brown sugar. Leave for a while and then take 2 tablespoons of the liquid.

 

Absolutely.......take as soon as the tickle starts and it will ease it straightaway.:thumbsup:

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What's up wi yer man? Real men don't grumble about having man-flu. You're a soldier, naar stop yer snivelling and man up.:loopy:

 

Nah, i'm at that point like in the war films when someone administers all the morphine they have, i'm dying. :hihi:

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I thought I was dying from the flu last year... turned out I had meningitis :hihi:

 

Not to worry you or anything, just make sure you can stare at bright lights!

 

That'll have finished him off now Nat:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

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