cuttsie Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 A report in the good old Star today[ page 4] informs us that one of our South York's residents has found a new way to get rid of warts, He shoots them! but his aim was not good due to a few pints of Amber Neckter and he shot of his entire finger Is this method of ridding ourselves of warts ,boils,bunions,zits etc safe . P.S. the man in question declared himself happy with the result as medical science had not provided him with a cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damo Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Man walks on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANHEAD Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Thank god he did'nt have one on his forehead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kim hill Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 thank god it wasnt genital warts pmsl ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 thank god it wasnt genital warts pmsl ! How can you compare an index finger with the average big lads on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Sounds like Nursie in Blackadder, whose brother was so clever his foot fell off. Apparently he had the clever idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELFIRE1 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Aye, good job this clown did not have piles. Regards Angel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Nitric acid gets rid of warts. I tried it when I was 12. It makes your eyes water, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Almost a candidate for the Darwin awards, eh? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassman62 Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Nitric acid gets rid of warts. I tried it when I was 12. It makes your eyes water, though. Don't think you are advised to use it on soft warts, come to think of it though there are a few soft warts on here I'd like to try it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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