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sooner a woman with a small hand than the big black man who did mine hands like shovels !

 

I wouldn't let my missus stick her hand up my rectum never mind some strange woman.

It's enough of a humiliating experience even with a guy doc.

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1. Doctor - a gay man. all females have misdiagnosed me, and the men have been a bit rough.

 

2. Dentist - straight man. i get too embarassed otherwise

 

3. Hairdresser - man- i get less fake tan in it.

 

4. Teacher - don't care.

 

5. Lawyer - woman- better at lying ;)

 

6. Massage - woman or a nice big strong man. hmmm....

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1. Doctor - woman

 

2. Dentist - man

 

3. Hairdresser - woman

 

4. Teacher - don't care, so long as they know how to teach

 

5. Lawyer - don't care

 

6. Massage - Isn't that just a question about your sexuality? If it was for treatment of a medical condition I would want a man to avoid that embarrassing stiffy.

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1. Doctor - a gay man. all females have misdiagnosed me, and the men have been a bit rough.

 

2. Dentist - straight man. i get too embarassed otherwise

 

3. Hairdresser - man- i get less fake tan in it.

 

4. Teacher - don't care.

 

5. Lawyer - woman- better at lying ;)

 

6. Massage - woman or a nice big strong man. hmmm....

 

I object!

 

My good friend the Tooth Fairy is an excellent dentist!

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Well, if you take the valium remember:

 

If somebody says 'Count backwards from 100' - Now's your chance!:hihi::hihi:

 

I will most certainly ;) what I can't understand is why some women would prefer a female masseur:!:

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6. Massage - Isn't that just a question about your sexuality? If it was for treatment of a medical condition I would want a man to avoid that embarrassing stiffy.

 

surely its less embarrassing if its over a girl to you guys... unless your a little lacking:hihi::roll:

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I dont fancy any female sticking her hand up my rectum when it's time for the annual prostate check.

 

I've experienced both Harley and you come to appreciate the smaller hands of a female urologist ;)

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