MC Spyda Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Basically, he just wants the forum to know he's getting some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 I'm so going to use that. Actually I'm not. Who knows what a lady might go and fetch if you ask, So my dear, do you have any nocturnal accessories? At my time of life that's less imaginatively described as a cup of Milo and a Fig Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronthenekred Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 At my time of life that's less imaginatively described as a cup of Milo and a Fig Roll Cumoffit...you're a darkie, they wouldn't fit anyhoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relost Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 Basically, he just wants the forum to know he's getting some. Who's the "He"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relost Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 At my time of life that's less imaginatively described as a cup of Milo and a Fig Roll MMM Fig Rolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Spyda Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Who's the "He"? The cat's Father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relost Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 The cat's Father. Hehehe If you mean me, I'm female. I though that was obvious from my avatar and my OP, lol. Unless you mean someone else? Now I'm worried I look like a man..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 I had the snip a couple of years ago but I still buy...(Snigger) Johnnies...(Snigger).. just to show people that women will actually have sex with me! I used to buy balaclavas and say "Im having sex tonight!" but got three years when the shop assistant phoned the busies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 I had the snip a couple of years ago but I still buy...(Snigger) Johnnies...(Snigger).. just to show people that women will actually have sex with me! I used to buy balaclavas and say "Im having sex tonight!" but got three years when the shop assistant phoned the busies. he said johnnies beavis huh huh huh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relost Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 I had the snip a couple of years ago but I still buy...(Snigger) Johnnies...(Snigger).. just to show people that women will actually have sex with me! I used to buy balaclavas and say "Im having sex tonight!" but got three years when the shop assistant phoned the busies. Hahahah Balaclavas? They have holes in you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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