Alcoblog Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 On a walk in the countryside, my OH said 'Oooh look at those strange white rocks in that field' ... they were sheep standing still! (hope she's not reading this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Spyda Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 "Look at that cloud, it looks just like a sheep, except it has no legs and no head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy266 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 On a walk in the countryside, my OH said 'Oooh look at those strange white rocks in that field' ... they were sheep standing still! (hope she's not reading this) Yep, Mrs Smithy266 said just that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladesman Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I did once hear a woman say on the tram "Why on earth would they name a tram stop Park & Ride???" It really did make my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 On a hot sunny morning; GF ... Oooh! look at that shadow of the Moon in the sky (the Moon) AB ... Why do you think it's a shadow? GF ... 'Cos its daytime stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Spyda Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 ^ There's a reason why this thread is much longer than the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFlight Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 "I didn't know strawberries had flowers" -my girlfriend last night admiring our new strawberry hanging basket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUFFEMS Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Years ago my mother-in-law was travelling by car with my father-in-law, she was navigating. He asked her how far away from Bury they were, her reply............."about three inches". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaphoria Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Thing is, a woman less likely than a man to start a conversation about a squashed water pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoogirl Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 its not just women, a couple of months ago the husband and I were walking through meadowhall. He pointed out a shop sign which was black with balck writting, turned to me and said "you can't see that sign if your not looking at it". My reply "yes, you tend to have to look at things to see them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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