pitgurl Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 its not just women, a couple of months ago the husband and I were walking through meadowhall. He pointed out a shop sign which was black with balck writting, turned to me and said "you can't see that sign if your not looking at it". My reply "yes, you tend to have to look at things to see them!" Totally agree with this one! Typical men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyDave Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 My brothers wife passed her test the other week and when she was learning my brother was asking her what certain signs meant, he asked her what the green L was on the stickers on a car and she said "Thats just passed aint it" which it is, he then went further down road and saw a car with a GB sticker next to number plate, he then asked her what that means and she replied "Getting Better"........................... :hihi::hihi: Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyDave Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 oh and i bought my girlfriend a new DIGITAL watch the other week and she held it up to her ear and said "Its good that you cant here it tick, aint it"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bless her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 When I got my first DVD player (years ago) I excitedly rushed out to 'Choices video' to rent a film. We watched it (me and the Ex) and I put it back in the box to return it. Ex asked me if I'd rewound it! :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushypeas193 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 its not just women, a couple of months ago the husband and I were walking through meadowhall. He pointed out a shop sign which was black with balck writting, turned to me and said "you can't see that sign if your not looking at it". My reply "yes, you tend to have to look at things to see them!" This should be on the other thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushypeas193 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 There are some good ones coming in, keep em coming!!!! The tram stop one is a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushypeas193 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 I have just thought of another one, It's my mum this time though. I was in bed after being on nights and got a phone call from my mum, I answered. Me:-Hello Mum:- Oh your alive Me:- Yes why wouldn't I be Mum:-I have just drove past the end of your road and there has been a car crash Me:-Why would that mean that i was dead? was it the same car as mine? Mum:-No, I just thought because it was near your house you might be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Don't mock the fairer sex. Behind every great man is a great women, trust me, I know. Isn't that right denlin? Mano you told me you were Gay:suspect: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Once heard a woman say "I'm so thirsty I could eat a horse". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eater Sundae Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 "I'm a bit upset that you can't be trusted, but you're going to buy me a big blinging ring, so I think we should get back together" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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