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UPDATE (having visited dentist)

 

Good news: Hurrah! ... no fillings or injections! :clap::banana:

Bad news: My jaw is rotting! ... put on antibiotics. :gag::help:

Worse news: Antibiotics won't kick in for at least 24 hours! :cry::sad:

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So you consider this good news do you?

 

Your teeth are fine but the gums'll have to come out.

 

Well ... I'll grant you there are a few drawbacks yeah.

Anyone know where to buy a prosthetic lower jaw from? :huh::help:

 

(Don't even start suggesting having an eagles beak transplant!)

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Well ... I'll grant you there are a few drawbacks yeah.

Anyone know where to buy a prosthetic lower jaw from? :huh::help:

 

(Don't even start suggesting having an eagles beak transplant!)

 

How about teeth hangers,you know,like tiny coat hangers but for teeth to hang from the top pallet,about the size of something a wasp would hang his dinner suit on.

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UPDATE (having visited dentist)

 

Good news: Hurrah! ... no fillings or injections! :clap::banana:

Bad news: My jaw is rotting! ... put on antibiotics. :gag::help:

Worse news: Antibiotics won't kick in for at least 24 hours! :cry::sad:

 

So after all this whimpering and crying you don't have toothache? You do realise that many sat up last night comforting you through your hour of need. So what is it exactly? Rotting bone? Gum disease? Mouth pox?

 

What a blouse. :rant:

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So after all this whimpering and crying you don't have toothache? You do realise that many sat up last night comforting you through your hour of need. So what is it exactly? Rotting bone? Gum disease? Mouth pox?

 

What a blouse. :rant:

Yeah ... just rotting bone thank God! Sorry for keeping everyone up! :blush:

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