boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Yes, after nearly a year of living in relative peace the little black ******** are back! No, I refer not to my children-these uninvited guests have eight legs and eight eyes and I swear everyone one of them is trained on me at this moment. Picture the scene my friends, here I am resplendent in smoking jacket and leather slip ons, perched upon the dining room table, laptop in one hand, coat tails (and my dignity) in the other, trembling like a fairy on top of a Xmas tree and contemplating making a bolt for it and leaving my beloved home to the ownership of....arachnids!! :cry: norks where are you when I need your brazenness? shinyhappy....are you there? Dont s'pose Phanerothyme will want to come to the aid of this particular damzel in distress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Erikson Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Yes, after nearly a year of living in relative peace the little black ******** are back! No, I refer not to my children-these uninvited guests have eight legs and eight eyes and I swear everyone one of them is trained on me at this moment. Picture the scene my friends, here I am resplendent in smoking jacket and leather slip ons, perched upon the dining room table, laptop in one hand, coat tails (and my dignity) in the other, trembling like a fairy on top of a Xmas tree and contemplating making a bolt for it and leaving my beloved home to the ownership of....arachnids!! :cry: norks where are you when I need your brazenness? shinyhappy....are you there? Dont s'pose Phanerothyme will want to come to the aid of this particular damzel in distress? Don't kill them they're nice once you get to know them and they keep flies away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Don't kill them they're nice once you get to know them and they keep flies away. I don't want to get to know them, I know it's not their fault and my fear is irrational but I'd exterminate the lot of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Erikson Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I don't want to get to know them, I know it's not their fault and my fear is irrational but I'd exterminate the lot of them! I find naming them makes them less frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I find naming them makes them less frightening. They all have names already, they're bristling with campaign tattoos..the one looking at me is called Satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerrific Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Imagine them naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Imagine them naked. ..as opposed to the leather and chains he's currently wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just_words Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I like that video where a spider has laid eggs under this woman's skin, she has this big boil thing on here shoulder, when they pop it she is covered in thousands of baby spiders, it's hilarious! Something else I learnt recently is that spiders like carbon monoxide (e.g. breath), so if you wake in the middle of the night you'll probably have a spider opposite you (but you'd need the light on to see probably!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Your smoking jacket has tails.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I like that video where a spider has laid eggs under this woman's skin, she has this big boil thing on here shoulder, when they pop it she is covered in thousands of baby spiders, it's hilarious! Something else I learnt recently is that spiders like carbon monoxide (e.g. breath), so if you wake in the middle of the night you'll probably have a spider opposite you (but you'd need the light on to see probably!) Oh thanks just_words, you'll not be receiving a dinner invite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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