cressida Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 BF - 'If you wish to live and thrive. Let the spider run alive.' ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 BF - 'If you wish to live and thrive. Let the spider run alive.' ... Thanks cressida, I'll be off to the Dignitas clinic then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastbank Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I don't want to get to know them, I know it's not their fault and my fear is irrational but I'd exterminate the lot of them! my daughter had two great big rubber ones...that were on string....named them after carlton palmer and viv anderson.....with their spider long legs...not their colour....happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scozzie Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I'll remove the cuddley little things for you. I relish living in a country where the spiders are harmless, after living most of my life in a country where 97% of the spiders will KILL you in a horribly painful, melt-your-organs-while-you're-still-alive kind of way....I read that in a book entitled 'things that will kill you horribly in Australia - volume 27'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaunfl Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I'll remove the cuddley little things for you. I relish living in a country where the spiders are harmless, after living most of my life in a country where 97% of the spiders will KILL you in a horribly painful, melt-your-organs-while-you're-still-alive kind of way....I read that in a book entitled 'things that will kill you horribly in Australia - volume 27'. There ya go BF, ya don't know how lucky ya are !!! at least ya organs won't melt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 There's a box of your favourite confectionery (whose name I dare not speak) waiting for you if you bail me out i might be tempted for a couple of After Eights but unfortunately I'm also terrible with the horrid little things. You can borrow my hound though, he loves nothing more than tormenting a giant spider Anyway, most spiders live in your mattress so i couldn't get them anyway. Sweet dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 my daughter had two great big rubber ones...that were on string....named them after carlton palmer and viv anderson.....with their spider long legs...not their colour....happy days :hihi:...my youngest had an albino one...called Crouchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I'll remove the cuddley little things for you. I relish living in a country where the spiders are harmless, after living most of my life in a country where 97% of the spiders will KILL you in a horribly painful, melt-your-organs-while-you're-still-alive kind of way....I read that in a book entitled 'things that will kill you horribly in Australia - volume 27'. Thanks Scozzie, I've girded my loins and teleported to the bedroom...door locked and newspaper under the gap at the bottom Ps: I don't know how they get on in Oz, tarantulas under the toilet and all that mallarkey, although they wouldn't hang around long if they caught sight of my bum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 There ya go BF, ya don't know how lucky ya are !!! at least ya organs won't melt... ..but my courage has shaun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Anyway, most spiders live in your mattress so i couldn't get them anyway. Sweet dreams Oh god, I spoke too soon.. Thanks Scozzie, I've girded my loins and teleported to the bedroom...door locked and newspaper under the gap at the bottom ..looks like another night of sleeping in the car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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