Quinnwok Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Have not heard a good one for years. Why is that? http://www.guy-sports.com/months/jokes_englishman_irishman.htm Found this, but rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horribleblob Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Because they all went into a bar and haven't been seen since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top4718 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Heres an Englishman, Welshman and Scotsman joke: An Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman were up before a firing squad, the gestapo officer said to the Scotsman "do you have a last request" the Scotsman said "Yes, i'd like to hear Flower Of Scotland played on the bagpipes" he asked the Welshman "do you have a last request" the Welshman said "yes, i'd like to hear Land Of My Fathers sung by a male voice choir from the valleys" he asked the Englishman "do you have a last request" the Englishman said "yes, f****** shoot me first"!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walked into a halal chicken and chips shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinnwok Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Heres an Englishman, Welshman and Scotsman joke: An Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman were up before a firing squad, the gestapo officer said to the Scotsman "do you have a last request" the Scotsman said "Yes, i'd like to hear Flower Of Scotland played on the bagpipes" he asked the Welshman "do you have a last request" the Welshman said "yes, i'd like to hear Land Of My Fathers sung by a male voice choir from the valleys" he asked the Englishman "do you have a last request" the Englishman said "yes, f****** shoot me first"!!!! Thanks that is still making me laugh as I type:thumbsup::thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinnwok Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walked into a halal chicken and chips shop. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horribleblob Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 :huh: I think you have to provide the next line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinnwok Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I think you have to provide the next line. Sorry of course, getting tired. I'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimba Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walked into a halal chicken and chips shop. Were they health inspectors ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathAxe Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Were they health inspectors ? immigration officers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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