Rampent Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I'm not bothered in dealing with all the muck and mess from the fellows. But would like to pet a cat or dog and then give the thing back. Can anybody help? Would it be expensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I'm not bothered in dealing with all the muck and mess from the fellows. But would like to pet a cat or dog and then give the thing back. Can anybody help? Would it be expensive? It's better than you think Ramp', people pay good money for you to take their pets for walks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 It's better than you think Ramp', people pay good money for you to take their pets for walks! Thank you MOS :love: No way I'm walking mutts though, I just want to pet them and pretend I own one. And have none of the hassle of vets and poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I'm not bothered in dealing with all the muck and mess from the fellows. But would like to pet a cat or dog and then give the thing back. Can anybody help? Would it be expensive? They could come with coin slots also. Specially trained to jump on your knee and lick your kisser every time you put a shilling in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Thank you MOS :love: No way I'm walking mutts though, I just want to pet them and pretend I own one. And have none of the hassle of vets and poo. Ahh, I get the gist. Surely though, once you have taken the dog around the corner out of sight of it's owner you can bundle it into your car, take it home, pet it and then return it in an hour or so for a nice profit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 They could come with coin slots also. Specially trained to jump on your knee and lick your kisser every time you put a shilling in Tried them from Toys R us. ) I can't do the reverse R ( Don't have coin slots, but there so goddam fake and eat poundland batterys that are beyond rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 Ahh, I get the gist. Surely though, once you have taken the dog around the corner out of sight of it's owner you can bundle it into your car, take it home, pet it and then return it in an hour or so for a nice profit? MOS, you are a genuis! I never thought of that angle. I'm off to the job section, and become a bona fida pet walker. But if that is no help, I still need help, and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 They could come with coin slots also. Specially trained to jump on your knee and lick your kisser every time you put a shilling in The only problem with a dog licking your kisser is that it may be that the last thing it licked sounds like kisser but has a different initial consonant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brunette Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Why don't you advertise as doggy day care? Find someone with more money than sense who works, and who would drop their darling pooch off at yours in the morning, and pick it up in the evening. You just have to keep it company and stop it chewing their house! And then they pay you. S'genius. Not sure why I'm not already doing it lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 Why don't you advertise as doggy day care? Find someone with more money than sense who works, and who would drop their darling pooch off at yours in the morning, and pick it up in the evening. You just have to keep it company and stop it chewing their house! And then they pay you. S'genius. Not sure why I'm not already doing it lol... Thank you so much Blondie. Please don't nick my idea . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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