skinz Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Very few guys no matter how confident feel easy about approaching a group of women on their own so this is exactly why you should do it. It will make you appear interesting (which trust me YOU need). But you can't go over there like a little wuss with an opening line of, "hello, can I buy you a drink". You gotta go over there with 4 straws in your hand and say "whichever one of you ladies, and I do mean "whichever", picks the short straw, can come home with me for a night of passion where there will be candles and incense all sorts of crazy bull*** you birds seem to like, so who's it gonna be? Hows the just staring at her all evening and then going home working out for you? But try it my way and it will be on like donkey kong. But it wouldn't do your confidence any good if they all looked at you gone-out and told you to **** *** in chorus, rather than assume one off them if not all were about to drop their knickers and give you a shag fest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACEBOOK Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 But it wouldn't do your confidence any good if they all looked at you gone-out and told you to **** *** in chorus, rather than assume one off them if not all were about to drop their knickers and give you a shag fest. Sure, I've been told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joiner andy Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Sure, I've been told to "go away" a number of times and in fact that is usually what always happens at first, you know what poontang is like, gotta play hard to get a little at the beginning. So I then say, "are you not even the slightest bit intrigued as to which of you I'm interested in, trust me, I know you think it's that one, (I rudely point at the prettiest), but you couldn't be further from the truth". Now this gives the uglier ones in the group hope that they might get a look in for once. It also insults the pretty one who now must have me at all costs. This is textbook stuff. Never fails. one word "LEGEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 This is textbook stuff. Never fails. Dell. one word "LEGEND" Trotter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACEBOOK Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 I go into a pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Let me know if you ever need a wingman Jeez, yer Swiss Tony now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holly11 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Why not put yourself into a situation whereby you will feel better about yourself? Do somthing that raises your self esteem? Learn to play an instrument, who knows you maybe good at it. YOu may even do jamming sessions in a local pub, people come to see you and if your good the skinnny blonde lass who was georgeous could be in the audience, and she may decide to take her pants off and throw them at you. What about taking up a hobby that you always wanted to do? Not everyone is destined to meet in a bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlueDragon Posted August 7, 2011 Author Share Posted August 7, 2011 skinnny blonde lass who was georgeous could be in the audience, and she may decide to take her pants off and throw them at you. It's not the blonde lass that was gorgeous lol. The gorgeous lass was sat next to a skinny blonde lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Not everyone is destined to meet in a bar But hopefully their pished enough not to notice your gimp foot and the bogie hanging from a nose hair on display. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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