Alcoblog Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I've decided that I want to become a superhero ... thing is, I'm not sure where to start. I'm undecided as what to call myself ... 'The Blog', 'Alcoman', 'The Incredible Alc' ? Obviously, it's got to be a name along these lines to avoid giving away my true identity. Also ... what to wear? Kevlar or carbon fibre? ... Denim or spiders silk? What vehicle(s) should I drive and what sort of cunning weaponry should I employ? As I'm sure you know, I have vast underground facilities here in Crookes and my technical laboratories are second to none, nothing should present a problem. Are you, or do you know a superhero who could offer advice on getting started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorba Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 http://www.teletubbies.com/en/images/pic-meet-char-dipsy.jpg I is serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Make sure your underpants are clean. You'll probably be required to wear them on the outside of your trousers - or tights, or whatever you're going to wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 This was on 4od last week...are you takin the mick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I've decided that I want to become a superhero ... thing is, I'm not sure where to start. I'm undecided as what to call myself ... 'The Blog', 'Alcoman', 'The Incredible Alc' ? Obviously, it's got to be a name along these lines to avoid giving away my true identity. Also ... what to wear? Kevlar or carbon fibre? ... Denim or spiders silk? What vehicle(s) should I drive and what sort of cunning weaponry should I employ? As I'm sure you know, I have vast underground facilities here in Crookes and my technical laboratories are second to none, nothing should present a problem. Are you, or do you know a superhero who could offer advice on getting started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 http://www.teletubbies.com/en/images/pic-meet-char-dipsy.jpg I is serious. http://www.teletubbies.com/en/images/pic-meet-char-tinkywinky.jpg would suit the OP better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share Posted August 8, 2011 This was on 4od last week...are you takin the mick? I presume 4od is a TV channel? ... I don't get it on my Freeview. I got the idea from watching The Green Hornet last night on DVD with my G/F and we decided I was the ideal candidate for a superhero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorba Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 http://www.teletubbies.com/en/images/pic-meet-char-tinkywinky.jpg would suit the OP better Tinky Winky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karis Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 OK. You're not getting very good responses here so I'm here to help. You should be WaspBoy/Man/Guy and, under the genetic manipulation of the irradiated venom of 10,000 wasps (a foolish experiment), you now have the ultimate superpower: being REALLY annoying at picnics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPro Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Get some radioactive whippets, taunt them until they bite you and transform into "Yorkshireman". Your outfit should be a flat cap and clogs. To assist in your aerial manouevering, I suggest a cape made from homing pigeon feathers. Your principal weapon for dealing with baddies should be the ability to throw a fully loaded coal scuttle with pin point accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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