iphonelover Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Apparently, according to my husband who i swear must had eaten a dead rat earlier today says his farts, no matter how bad, are comforting and satisfying! OMG! And i quote "sitting hear feeling the low rumble, feeling my ass rip, hearing the noise which any bloke would be proud of, feeling the warmth, then waiting for everyone in the room to move! Im proud i can clear a room so quick! I dont mind sitting in it, its comforting!" Anyone got a number for farters annoymous?! Or shall i just go for the straight jacket people first!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Everybody likes there own brew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Apparently, according to my husband who i swear must had eaten a dead rat earlier today says his farts, no matter how bad, are comforting and satisfying! OMG! And i quote "sitting hear feeling the low rumble, feeling my ass rip, hearing the noise which any bloke would be proud of, feeling the warmth, then waiting for everyone in the room to move! Im proud i can clear a room so quick! I dont mind sitting in it, its comforting!" Anyone got a number for farters annoymous?! Or shall i just go for the straight jacket people first!!!!! I farted once . . . and my all deckchair was covered in fecal matter. My jeans had holes in. I sold it on here. As brand new. I got banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firestarter0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 must admit, its like tool cuddling, offers a nice warm cosy feeling of comfort, though not sure ill give you my ironing if thats the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iphonelover Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 must admit, its like tool cuddling, offers a nice warm cosy feeling of comfort, though not sure ill give you my ironing if thats the case I bottle it instead of starch spray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernStar Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 There has been occasions when I couldn't stand my own causing me to leave the room as well as everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firestarter0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 There has been occasions when I couldn't stand my own causing me to leave the room as well as everyone else. now that is the sign of a wimp or a gut to be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stvoider Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I farted in a lift once. Wrong on so many levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernStar Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 now that is the sign of a wimp or a gut to be proud of. I think a bit of both, mixed with a sense of shame, fear and self loathing:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I go into anaphylactic shock if I smell my botty burps so I fart into Chinese lanterns and set them off over Hillsborough from the comfort of my kitchen window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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