megalithic Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I go into anaphylactic shock if I smell my botty burps so I fart into Chinese lanterns and set them off over Hillsborough from the comfort of my kitchen window. A few dozen of those landing on the football ground could do untold improvements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I farted in a lift once. Wrong on so many levels So true!! :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I go into anaphylactic shock if I smell my botty burps so I fart into Chinese lanterns and set them off over Hillsborough from the comfort of my kitchen window. Your toilet is in the kitchen! OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firestarter0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I farted in a lift once. Wrong on so many levels ouch, true... alone, or with victims? i love the busy ones. eveyone accuses everyone else I go into anaphylactic shock if I smell my botty burps so I fart into Chinese lanterns and set them off over Hillsborough from the comfort of my kitchen window. if i did that the lanterns would never fly- stuck to the ground with the sheer chemical weight I think a bit of both, mixed with a sense of shame, fear and self loathing:hihi: i will admit i do begin to experience fear until a couple of days after a potentially loosening meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Belle* Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I dont mind sitting in it, its comforting ****SMOKE FREE HOME**** eerrrrmmm :suspect: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Back in my younger days a mate of mine used to light his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndix Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Yesterday I tried to convince my OH that my farts smelled like roast beef(they really did tho) , sadly he didn't believe me and said it smelt more like dog muck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestar Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 One saturday morning when I was working outside with a builder, the customer said to my boss, " there's a bad smell coming from the drains, can you see to it ?" He cleaned the drains and charged the customer. I then told him the bad smell was me, i'd dropped a right stinker after a night on the beer & curry ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootsBooster Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Pesonally I... WAIT, what the..... must admit, its like tool cuddling, offers a nice warm cosy feeling of comfort, though not sure ill give you my ironing if thats the case WTH is tool cuddling ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Pocket Billiards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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