*Ryan* Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I farted in a lift once. Wrong on so many levels When you get into a lift fart, then get out on the floor you want and someone walks in.. Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sigh Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Imagine the scene,on our way to work one morning about 8 of us in the van and one of them was feeling rough from the night before (too much drink). So i began to say i would love a greasy bacon sarni with a runny egg and grease running out and then i let one rip,and i am quite proud that i emptied the van really quick so the one feeling rough could be sick . . . . . Boss was not happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Imagine the scene,on our way to work one morning about 8 of us in the van and one of them was feeling rough from the night before (too much drink). So i began to say i would love a greasy bacon sarni with a runny egg and grease running out and then i let one rip,and i am quite proud that i emptied the van really quick so the one feeling rough could be sick . . . . . Boss was not happy Mushy peas on top would have caused major problems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upinwath Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I do fantastic silent but deadly jobs. Best when I've been eating eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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