sedith Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Sickness and Diahorrea, you just know they are lying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.J.Mason Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Some mad ones there, I know of someone who got the sack after he had used the excuse twice that his mother had died!! Sick , he deserved to be fired!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emerald1978 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Some off the staff where I work have used these My rat has died My cat has been run over I need to go to leeds to collect a spoiler for my daughters car Im having a washing machine delivered My father in law is ill (he had actually died the the year before) Ive got a bad back supposedly bed ridden, then going on holiday Annual leave being declined then ringing in sick the same week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee79 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Someone once told me they didn't turn up for work because they had over-laid. When I asked if they had an alarm they said no and that his mum usually wakes him up and brings him a cup of tea at the same time but she was on holiday. He could not grasp the concept that perhaps in that instance he should have responsibilty of getting himself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jossyboy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I twisted my ankle running away from a firework I'd just lit on bonfire night and couldn't drive into work the next day. What a dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee79 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I was once waiting for a bus on my Sunday off to go into a staff meeting that seemed to happen every other Sunday. The bus was missing again, so I stood on a bridge over a really busy road, waited for a load of traffic to come by and then called work. I told them that I was with someone who's car had broken down on the motorway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullBean Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Do this Go to work Wait a couple of hours Tell someone you've shat yourself Go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 We had a girl at work who had more time off than anyone I had ever known, if we were to believe her, she was a very sick person. Things did however take a positive turn, after having a baby she was never ill again, unfortunately the baby suffers from every condition known to medical science. This of course means that mum has to have lots of time off to care for her very sickly baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFKvsNixon Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Do this Go to work Wait a couple of hours Tell someone you've shat yourself Go home. Even better, say you've had to get off the bus/tram because you've pooped yourself, and you're going home to get washed up and changed. They'll tell you not to bother coming in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 The funniest was when I was working in Chesterfield in the 70's. One of the guys hadn't turned in, it was unusual for him. The phone rang and it was him calling from a public phone box in St Pancras. He has pulled a girl in Sheffield the previous evening, gone back to her place, did the deed and got on the train to get him to Chesterfield station, having had no sleep he dozed off and ended up in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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