Grandad.Malky Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 yeah, he can hand it out..... But can he take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big time Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Because some of us like to keep track of our spending ….. less chance of coming on here and moaning about those nasty banks hitting us with bank charges then Your username has 13 characters, when I registered on here I tried initially to have a username that had 12 characters but I wasn't able to because the maximimum aloud was 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunzi Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Your username has 13 characters, when I registered on here I tried initially to have a username that had 12 characters but I wasn't able to because the maximimum aloud was 11. Try contributing over 16,000 times to the Forum and the Help Desk team might be willing to help you out with a longer username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandad.Malky Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Your username has 13 characters, when I registered on here I tried initially to have a username that had 12 characters but I wasn't able to because the maximimum aloud was 11. And that’s relevant to the thread because ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just an observation this morning while waiting in line for some cash....why does it take women so much longer to get cash out of an ATM than it does men ? It is because women a re smart and inser tmore complex PINs whereas dull men rely on adjascent numbers which can be keyed in speedily and also women like to check their balances whereas men are usually skint dure to misuse of funds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just an observation from seven years of reading SF, but why are so many people so persistently and tediously sexist? It does achieve consistency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Why do people want a receipt after taking their money out? Are they going to swap it if they don't like the colour? To dispute an overdebit-you have clearly not thought this through.It can be checked against statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 The generic name for debit cards is 'debit cards'. And the generic name for smarties is --------? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just an observation this morning while waiting in line for some cash....why does it take women so much longer to get cash out of an ATM than it does men ? It's not just ATMs they take days to everything e.g. buying something for 99p and then rooting around in their crummy purse for all the shrapnel they can muster instead of just handing over a pound coin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab6262 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: [/color][/color][/size] please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: (What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!) 1.. Drive up to cash machine. 2.. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3.. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4.. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5.. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6.. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7.. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8.. Insert card. 9.. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. enough said:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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