Alcoblog Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I'm very courteous and thoughtful when it comes to me parking parcels whilst O/H is in the shower! Before I start, I wrap a damp flannel round her face and squirt Vapona fly spray in the air. (I've run out of air freshener) I've had no complaints so far except the time I had to use the face flannel to remove a bit of splashback whilst I was half way through (ran out of bog paper) I was however courteous enough to flush it clean before giving it back to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaimani Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I'm very courteous and thoughtful when it comes to me parking parcels whilst O/H is in the shower! Before I start, I wrap a damp flannel round her face and squirt Vapona fly spray in the air. (I've run out of air freshener) I've had no complaints so far except the time I had to use the face flannel to remove a bit of splashback whilst I was half way through (ran out of bog paper) I was however courteous enough to flush it clean before giving it back to her. you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. may the youth learn from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buck Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I would never do such a thing when my wife was taking a shower, unless one of the kids was using the other toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I'm very courteous and thoughtful when it comes to me parking parcels whilst O/H is in the shower! Before I start, I wrap a damp flannel round her face and squirt Vapona fly spray in the air. (I've run out of air freshener) I've had no complaints so far except the time I had to use the face flannel to remove a bit of splashback whilst I was half way through (ran out of bog paper) I was however courteous enough to flush it clean before giving it back to her. :hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Not only is it bad that he has a poo while she's in the shower. Being a man he probably pees in the said shower as well when he uses it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I'm very courteous and thoughtful when it comes to me parking parcels whilst O/H is in the shower! Before I start, I wrap a damp flannel round her face and squirt Vapona fly spray in the air. (I've run out of air freshener) I've had no complaints so far except the time I had to use the face flannel to remove a bit of splashback whilst I was half way through (ran out of bog paper) I was however courteous enough to flush it clean before giving it back to her. Putting a bin liner over her head might prove to be less traumatic for the lass than a damp flannel, but I admire your concern old boy. True gents are as rare as lasses who look like women these days. Good on you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CottonTop Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 maybe your the right person for my other half then...and not me. Poo is disgusting whether your wiping a child or adults arse. You had/have to do that. But if you can avoid having the smell it then, it makes sense that he either waits / lets me have a shower after I guess. I guess everyone is just different. To me, poo is just a natural thing...its just another smell among the thousands assailing our olfactory system at any given time. And its only temporary so it doesnt bother me. Funny thing about poo though....when my kids have friends over and someone takes care of business while they are here, I can tell you with one sniff if it was my child or not. I know what my kids poo smells like....isn't that weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I guess everyone is just different. To me, poo is just a natural thing...its just another smell among the thousands assailing our olfactory system at any given time. And its only temporary so it doesnt bother me. Funny thing about poo though....when my kids have friends over and someone takes care of business while they are here, I can tell you with one sniff if it was my child or not. I know what my kids poo smells like....isn't that weird? Have you considered getting help with this addiction to sniffing poo? I guess you would have to consult a excrementpert:hihi: Sorry:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I guess everyone is just different. To me, poo is just a natural thing...its just another smell among the thousands assailing our olfactory system at any given time. And its only temporary so it doesnt bother me. Funny thing about poo though....when my kids have friends over and someone takes care of business while they are here, I can tell you with one sniff if it was my child or not. I know what my kids poo smells like....isn't that weird? You are like my wife. She can usually tell whether it's me or one of the cats that's crapped in the kitchen sink. Uncanny:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Have you considered getting help with this addiction to sniffing poo? I guess you would have to consult a excrementpert:hihi: Sorry:D:D I believe the correct word is coprophile (or scatologist) ... not 'excrementpert' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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