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Tourist lodges complaint that harbour smells fishy


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We once overhead an "elderly" lady complaining about bird poo on her conservatory roof. Not bad as we live in a semi rural, part farming community. What do they expect?

 

Did she ask for some toilet paper and did you explain that that would be no use as they'll be miles away by now.

 

 

Oooooh sorry:help::blush: I think I need a lie down:hihi::hihi:

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:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:
You've been there then?:)

 

Seriously though: I once heard some numpty blonde at Graves Park Rare Breeds Centre tell her fella that the pigs stunk........with an expression of disgust on her face. The pig WASN'T wearing her perfume:gag:

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