chem1st Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Visit one of the many local pensioners, they all get winter fuel allowance and can afford to put the heating on. Sit down and get a warm, you might even get a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive if your lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanl Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Just keep logged into Sheffield Forum.....there's usually enough "Hot Air" being spouted to keep everybody warm ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Well, I for one , am NOT having that Mr. Chem1st round at my place, eating my chocolate biscuits and drinking my Earl Grey. I am normally a friendly, generous person but you can bet your life that once chem1st got his feet under the table, the rest of those S.F. scroungers wouldn 't be far behind. I know all about the Universal Brotherhood of Man but for me that does not include free-loaders from Sheffield [ notice that chem1st never even mentions anything about a contribution ! ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Q: what are your plans for survival? A: Hand over thousands of pounds in cash due to the price-fixing extortionate cost of fuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 [ notice that chem1st never even mentions anything about a contribution ! ] :hihi: I pay my rent, albeit with housing benefit Muhahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebasher Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Bear in mind, that the forecasters predicted a glorious summer (for the 2nd year in a row) and got that wrong twice! They only seem to be able to predict the weather a week or so in advance - anything more than that and it's purely guesswork, no matter how much their supercomputer cost them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Well, Chem1st, I did mean a direct contribution for any victuals consumed on my premises. People accuse me of being a Tight Old Sod because I put a tin box on the table for guests [' Please give generously as I am a pensioner. Dig deep '] but the pittance I get from visitors does help me with my annual visit to Florida and twice-daily stroll to our local. So, folks, if you drop in on a poor old pensioner, this Yuletide, DON 'T be mean. Remember many of us fought the Nazis to keep Britain free. [ I didn 't [ Naafi ] but that 's by-the-by.]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Well, Chem1st, I did mean a direct contribution for any victuals consumed on my premises. People accuse me of being a Tight Old Sod because I put a tin box on the table for guests [' Please give generously as I am a pensioner. Dig deep '] but the pittance I get from visitors does help me with my annual visit to Florida and twice-daily stroll to our local. So, folks, if you drop in on a poor old pensioner, this Yuletide, DON 'T be mean. Remember many of us fought the Nazis to keep Britain free. [ I didn 't [ Naafi ] but that 's by-the-by.]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 and twice-daily stroll to our local. Blooming heck fella! You need to get yourself one of them mobility scooters through the social, play it right and you could get attendance allowance too, that's a few extra beer tokens for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karis Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Oh how I do love panic mongering. It's just awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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