Kids' saying -mums and dads obviously have no feelings?

[aelfheah]

Recently my youngest daughter, four, stood in front of me pushing my stomach with both hands as I was sat on the sofa watching TV, saying;-

 

"Daddy, your tummy won't all go back in!" and "Daddy, you look pregnant!"

 

Only weeks before she innocently said to her mum, washing the pots with her back to her;

 

"Mummy, your bum is big and fat!"

 

So that's us put bang to rights, then?

[scousemouse]

......................out of the mouths of babes......................!!!!!!

[vwkittie]

A child apparently once asked my OH if he 'ate too many puddings'

[Leah-Lacie]

I was on the bus with my friend once, and there was a little girl with a colouring book. She politely asked my friend who is black, if she had been coloured in like her book. Its so sweet, they're so innocent its unreal.

[Flowersfade]

Ah kids say the funniest things. I saw my 4 year old cousin when I was 8 months gone. She asked me Aly did you eat a baloon? Can i pop it?

[medusa]

This all goes to show that tact is a skill which few acquire before adulthood (and some never acquire!).

[metaphoria]

I'd say see it as a privilige, that someone who loves you is giving you some honesty, the kind that which polite adults can't.

[lauren84]

My son 3 1/2 pushes me by the bum through the door when I drop him off at my mums before work! He says its cos my bum is too big to fit through (wouldn't mind but they are double patio doors!!!)

 

On the other hand though he does tell me I am beautiful and raises his eyebrows up and down at me, although that is usually when he wants some chocolate!

[aelfheah]

My other daughter (6) once innocently said about a mixed race friend (to her mum) that she's brown "like our bottle wheelie bin!"

[Isabelle]

My friend's five year old son told her that her boobs 'are like big coconuts' (she is surgically enhanced)