Rampent Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Stella Artois is chav juice, only chavs sup it. And no, I don't... I prefer Real Ale. Not that stuff from a pump Rich!! It will give you 'pee burn'. Or whatever that Docter of Eastenders called it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ sheffield Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Stella Artois is chav juice, only chavs sup it. And no, I don't... I prefer Real Ale. At least now we know that not all real ale drinkers are real men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 At least now we know that not all real ale drinkers are real men. Oh! That nasty :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tradescanthia Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 The poor buggers I see waiting outside the 'offie' at 10 am will be worse off then. They stand there, visibly shaking amd looking very rough. The booze these days is too strong, the medics say so, the police also, but HM Customs and Excise stay quiet, just raking in the duty. Loopy................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted September 19, 2011 Author Share Posted September 19, 2011 The poor buggers I see waiting outside the 'offie' at 10 am will be worse off then. They stand there, visibly shaking amd looking very rough. The booze these days is too strong, the medics say so, the police also, but HM Customs and Excise stay quiet, just raking in the duty. Loopy................... It's not that it's too strong, it's too expensive. People are addicted and they will buy alcohol before food. What with the price of it, they have nothing left over for food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muldoon Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Man cannot live on beer alone, Ì'm going die trying then ! You can buy chemicals on tinternet that removes the perfume from the likes of nail varnish remover and petrol ! Far superior hang over than special brew, Ì think they market the end product as Frosty Jacks or White Lightening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Of course petrol is considerably cheaper than vodka, and in fact considerably cheaper than vermouth too. Shaken, not stirred, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geek_andy Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Stella Artois is chav juice, only chavs sup it. This is not true, and it winds me up hearing people say it. From my experience of working behind a bar, the 'chavs' generally seem to prefer Carling or similar. Whenever we held a night that was frequented by a clientelle leaning toward a more middle-class lifestyle, the vast, vast majority would buy Stella. This Stella prejudice is simply wrong, drummed up by people that don't really know what they're talking about and just like to repeat what they hear others saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Of course petrol is considerably cheaper than vodka, and in fact considerably cheaper than vermouth too. Shaken, not stirred, please. It's funny when your in a pub and somebody starts moaning at the price of petrol. £1.30 a Litre! they say. Mate, you've just paid £3 for 540mls (not filled up to pint line). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Stella Artois is chav juice, only chavs sup it. And no, I don't... I prefer Real Ale. So it's OK if it has a bit of straw floating in it then, and it gives you the trots ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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