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During the second world war, British spies were not only active in Germany -a great deal of resources were expended unearthing Russian secrets.

 

One spectacular find was the discovery of blueprints for what appeared to be a time machine. But due to the high cost of bombing the Nazis into submission, the project was shelved as too expensive. Post war, the Atlee Cabinet decided to appoint a commission and a special operation was set in place to construct the device. After one boffin discovered that the notes, mostly written on the backs of individual portions of Rice Krispies packets needed to be assembled as a cube instead of simply laid next to each other, it was calculated that the billions spent on prosecuting the war could be recouped. High ranking military of the time sought to perfect the machine and travel back to before Adolf and his henchmen's birth. The intention was to kill their parents and thus prevent their rise to power.

 

Unfortunately, no one one the team spoke Russian and did not realise that the plans were being held upside down. The result was that it all got wired up the wrong way round. Instead of sending the brave and noble fighters to correct the wrongdoings of the past, they just sent Enid Blyton fueled bigots from 1948 into the future -what we regard as the present day.

 

Sadly, some registered on Sheffield Forum and continue to post, even as you read this.

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During the second world war, British spies were not only active in Germany -a great deal of resources were expended unearthing Russian secrets.

 

One spectacular find was the discovery of blueprints for what appeared to be a time machine. But due to the high cost of bombing the Nazis into submission, the project was shelved as too expensive. Post war, the Atlee Cabinet decided to appoint a commission and a special operation was set in place to construct the device. After one boffin discovered that the notes, mostly written on the backs of individual portions of Rice Krispies packets needed to be assembled as a cube instead of simply laid next to each other, it was calculated that the billions spent on prosecuting the war could be recouped. High ranking military of the time sought to perfect the machine and travel back to before Adolf and his henchmen's birth. The intention was to kill their parents and thus prevent their rise to power.

 

Unfortunately, no one one the team spoke Russian and did not realise that the plans were being held upside down. The result was that it all got wired up the wrong way round. Instead of sending the brave and noble fighters to correct the wrongdoings of the past, they just sent Enid Blyton fueled bigots from 1948 into the future -what we regard as the present day.

 

Sadly, some registered on Sheffield Forum and continue to post, even as you read this.

 

:D

 

I wish I had a time mashine

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"You can't make something from nothing so there must be a male God who did it. Pity he isn't too keen on women and gays but that's his call.

 

The eye is irreducibly complex and don't get me started on the flagellum. They could not have 'evolved'. Our creator had to have made them. Anyway, where are all the transitional fossils?"

 

That's pretty much the Creationist arguement. And it can be easily discredited.

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