chorba Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 ................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 How about an enema, warm soapy water and a short length of garden hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassman62 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Well that doesn't mean you can't. When she sees how much energy you've got and how good you look and feel, she'll probably want to get in on the action too! Tell her that you're worried about your health and want to take responsibility for it. Maybe it's something that you can do together- it doesn't have to be tough. Maybe country walks in the peaks on Saturdays or ball room dancing lessons? I'm sure she'll enjoy you cooking for her, too : ) Ball room dancing:o I play in Rock AOR bands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassman62 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Hum. This is not a serious thread is it? Hum, is that what you do when you take your shoes off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojothecool Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Ball room dancing:o I play in Rock AOR bands. OK! Swing dancing! Lindihop! Jive dancing! You are difficult:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamwin Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 how about a bit of rock and roll,,,,are a bit of rolly polly....with a few pontyfract cakes.....good luck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN HABS Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Stick a peanut up your bum........it will come out a treet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Hum. This is not a serious thread is it? No, the user behind the OP thinks he's some kind of performance artist. This isn't the first forum that has had the dubious honour of his membership and threads like these. Like slimsid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janie48 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 will we ever get to the bottom of it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johncocker Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Try Lactulose, you get it from the chemist. It'll make sure your stools can pass through easily thereby reducing the possibility of piles. just a bit of advise mate,make sure you sand them down first and take off the cushions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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