muddycoffee Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 1) Start the evening with a meal of chili con carne meat feast stagg is a good one 2) drink between 4 and 8 bottles of newcastle brown 3) send out to a chipshop for some greasy chips which you should eat before retiring to bed After that lot I guarantee that the next day you will be popping them out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Best thing for constipation is to have a crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDeville Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Best thing for constipation is to have a crap. Hi Patentantly obvious that you have not been to uni, fact!! Your post dear friend is contradicting your own statement, fact Try again, but this time, do not try to be witty :hihi: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Drink two cups of very strong black coffee first thing in the morning then go for a two mile jog. Make sure there's a public convenience along the route somewhere. You'll really need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDeville Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Cheers H But exercise is not us, fact :0 But thanks for the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSiSi Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Senokot Extra Strength tablets from Morrisons. Take two before you go to bed and don't bother setting the alarm, you'll know when it's time to get up. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDeville Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hi cheers for that - is that just not the brand Senokot - we tried them years ago, felt ill, nauseating/etc - but sure they work for some Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Cheers H But exercise is not us, fact :0 But thanks for the tip. Seriously. Drink a daily glass of prune juice and eat a bowl of oat meal for breakfast. Also increase your daily intake of fruit and vegetables It keeps me so regular you could almost set a clock by it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Cheers H But exercise is not us, fact :0 But thanks for the tip. You don't exercise? FAIL! FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appolo Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Constipation Remedy A london resident was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later the resident complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked."What do you think I've been doing," the resident said, "Shoving them up my ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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