VideoPro Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 A woodpigeon, because I thought it was looking at me strangely. And I'm pretty sure it would have grown up to become Hitler. Nonsense! Only Hitler could grow up to become Hitler. Just as the only man who could and did kill Hitler was... Hitler. I have never killed anyone. Although I harbour fantasies about hitting Elton John over the head with a five pound bag of potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ sheffield Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Nonsense! Only Hitler could grow up to become Hitler. Just as the only man who could and did kill Hitler was... Hitler. I have never killed anyone. Although I harbour fantasies about hitting Elton John over the head with a five pound bag of potatoes. Elton has enough chips on his shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obelix Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 ((shudders)) Won't someone please think of the potataoes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ sheffield Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 ((shudders)) Won't someone please think of the potataoes.... If I was a potato I'd rather catch blight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPro Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 What's the biggest thing that you've killed? Me you ask? A donkey. Why did you kill the donkey, Tony? And how? A single blow to the forehead, then shouting "Welcome to Earf!" Or was it letting off dynamite in it's saddlebags, then shouting "Welcome to Earf!" Or just repeatedly shouting "Welcome to Earf!" at it until it went deaf and jumped off a cliff out of misery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ sheffield Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 What's the biggest thing that you've killed? Me you ask? A donkey. I have watched donkey shooting on Youtube, it looks very boring and very easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bojangles Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I have watched donkey shooting on Youtube, it looks very boring and very easy.Probably a good sport for drunken Kentucky folk - all that's needed is a slab of Bud, a carrot and a 44 Magnum. No point messing with rifles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AJ sheffield Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Probably a good sport for drunken Kentucky folk - all that's needed is a slab of Bud, a carrot and a 44 Magnum. No point messing with rifles. Maybe I was wrong, it sounds like a great day out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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