lesterman Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Their breath smells, Their hair smells, Their clothes smell, They have brown fingers, They have brown teeth, They cough phlegm up every morning, They get agitated when they cannot feed their disgusting habit, They are unfit, Their eyes are bloodshot, They spend a fortune on their dirty habit, Other than that they are ok. Would you marry a smoker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Star Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 This might reflect either your partner, or indeed yourself (not a dating site! Naughty naughty!) but some of your complaints are not present in all smokers... Brown fingers? Brown teeth? Phlegm? Unfit? Bloodshot eyes? (have to say, this one is the weirdest!) I smoked and my partner smoked when we met - times change and we're both older, and spend cash on other bad habits these days, but neither of us suffered any of your complaints... It wouldn't bother me if he still did - but he stopped way before I did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDeville Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Their breath smells, Their hair smells, Their clothes smell, They have brown fingers, They have brown teeth, They cough phlegm up every morning, They get agitated when they cannot feed their disgusting habit, They are unfit, Their eyes are bloodshot, They spend a fortune on their dirty habit, Other than that they are ok. Would you marry a smoker? Hi And if they work, they are out 20 times a day for a quick fag and burden the non smokers with their work, fact:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesterman Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 This might reflect either your partner, or indeed yourself (not a dating site! Naughty naughty!) but some of your complaints are not present in all smokers... Brown fingers? Brown teeth? Phlegm? Unfit? Bloodshot eyes? (have to say, this one is the weirdest!) I smoked and my partner smoked when we met - times change and we're both older, and spend cash on other bad habits these days, but neither of us suffered any of your complaints... It wouldn't bother me if he still did - but he stopped way before I did... My partners and I are all smoke free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Star Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 My partners and I are all smoke free. Why are you petitioning for someone to marry a smoker then? What's the point of the thread? Are you seeking additions to your menage et tois? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDeville Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Why are you petitioning for someone to marry a smoker then? What's the point of the thread? Are you seeking additions to your menage et tois? Hi Yes, if you are smoke free, what is the point of this thread man????????? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesterman Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 Why are you petitioning for someone to marry a smoker then? What's the point of the thread? Are you seeking additions to your menage et tois? Je ne comprends pas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I'd get engaged to one, but I'd try and persuade her to pack it in before the Wedding, I would hate to be stood at the side of some woman in a Wedding frock which has been ruined by smoke! Especially when the damn thing would've cost about 6 months Daily Mail readers' taxes to purchase! And will only ever be worn once! (I hope). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDeville Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I'd get engaged to one, but I'd try and persuade her to pack it in before the Wedding, I would hate to be stood at the side of some woman in a Wedding frock which has been ruined by smoke! Especially when the damn thing would've cost about 6 months Daily Mail readers' taxes to purchase! And will only ever be worn once! (I hope). Hi So, what you are saying is that you are a control freak????/?:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stvoider Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Their breath smells, No! i smoke menthol Their hair smells, No! I dont have enough hair Their clothes smell, Non smokers can smell too They have brown fingers, No! not in my experience They have brown teeth, No! I do not They cough phlegm up every morning, No! I do not They get agitated when they cannot feed their disgusting habit, No! I do not. It's not only smokers that can get agitated They are unfit, Their eyes are bloodshot, No! I am fit. Fitter than most non smokers They spend a fortune on their dirty habit, No! it is fairly cheap if you do it right Other than that they are ok. Would you marry a smoker? More to the point... Would someone marry a judgmental opinionated bore like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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