poppins Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 You're never old as long as you can control your farts Getting old brings much happiness, you laugh so much the tears run down your legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 You'll be more likely to need a hip-op. Very good. Here's the key bit: But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple. Why wait until you're old? Start misbehaving now. Before you know it, bits will be wearing out and dropping off; eating 'three pounds of sausages at a go' and drinking brandy won't be as much fun when you have an ulcer, and bending over to 'pick the flowers in other people's gardens' won't seem so appealing when you're on the waiting list for a hip replacement. No one wants to 'set a good example for the children', surely. Be a cautionary tale now! You never know, the reaper might be on his way sooner than you think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janie48 Posted October 15, 2011 Author Share Posted October 15, 2011 because i like music so much if i am shopping in the supermarket and i am distracted when i hear some music i like i am tempted to sing out loud.also to do a dance in the middle of the aisle.one day i'm going to. but then maybe not cos i'll be dragged away to the funny farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curriechick Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 See you there, save me a seat by the window I'll be the one in the red lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassman62 Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 When I'm old I'll still be listening to hip hop. However, it will probably be the 'wrong' hip hop, resulting me in being branded an old fuddy-duddy by the yoof.Sado......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alstromeria Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 When im old im going to..... Pretend to be deaf, Forget stuff, Talk really loud, Always 'lose' my bus pass and tell the driver i fought in the war for him so he better let me on, Forget stuff, Fart at the dinner table just as people are putting food in thier mouths (props to my old nan for that one) Pretend to die on a regular basis. Pretend to not remember/recognise my relatives!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 When you are old will you be bald? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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