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MP's wife steals kitten and gets 9 months


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Poor woman, if she wanted to get back at her two timing, lying, philandering, hypocritical husband she should have burnt his car or cut up his tie or castrated him. The time honoured ways for getting back at a cheating husband. But stealing his pussy is just wrong.

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If she can't produce the cat the RSPCA should take out a private prosecution for animal cruelty. After all a body is no longer a prerequisite for a murder prosecution. :mad:

 

1. Did she eat it :gag:

2. Did she send it for a swim:suspect:

3. Did she make a pair of kitten mittens:mad:

4. Did she flog it on e-bay:roll:

5. Or does she have it stashed away in her cellar.:confused:

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