Balpin Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Xenophobia writ large. Apart from the X that was all lowercase Not writ large at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halibut Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Apart from the X that was all lowercase Not writ large at all. Moderately amusing. 6.5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balpin Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Shouldn't this kind of substance addled nonsense have it's own section? Political ramblings/catastrophisation/insobriety? You have a good idea there. It would be over subscribed though, and would put the other sections to shame. I would be on there all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halibut Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You have a good idea there. It would be over subscribed though, and would put the other sections to shame. I would be on there all the time. Having read some of your completely hatstand pronouncements, I'm strongly inclined to believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balpin Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Having read some of your completely hatstand pronouncements, I'm strongly inclined to believe you. I think I just heard the Pot calling someone, signed Kettle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matsalleh Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 U.S.A. vs China,the next war.China are buying all the world's resources. America will not like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeMaquis Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 U.S.A. vs China,the next war.China are buying all the world's resources. America will not like that. The Yanks are skint and massively in debt. They couldn't beat the Viet Cong and they can't beat the Taliban. They only take on small nations and even then only with the support of other idiots. What makes you think they'll be able to take on the largest nation on the planet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 U.S.A. vs China,the next war.China are buying all the world's resources. America will not like that. Better go out to your back yard and dig a deep hole and stock up with take out kebab. . What makes you think such a war would pass you by? Millions of tons of radioactive waste coming down with the rain. It wouldn't be a bad idea though. It would be the end of all that crap Chinese made junk we now have no choice but to buy in our stores here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliewag Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 the french have surrendered just in case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 If we had to stand up to the Teutonic Hordes, yet again, no problem ! In fact------bring it on, man ! First of all, the old 'uns and the millions of our disabled and those too immature to fight [ i.e. those under 25 years ] would form a modern version of Dad s Army. Subject to Health & Safety regs. we would grapple with Merkel 's marauders as soon as they set foot in Dover. Our heroic Youf who proved so gallant and heroic in the recent War for London would be attacking from the air and sea with all of our 3 aircraft and 4 ships. There would be no mercy shown. Of course any deaths or wounding would be immediately investigated by the U.N. Committee on Human Rights & Playing Fair in the Battlefield. Our tough lads, raised by the i-pod and trained in Dismissal Procedure, Equality for Everybody and non-competitive Sports would make mincemeat of the enemy. Our super-dooper computers and fantastic levels of education would ensure smooth communication and 100 % co-ordination, such as we have seen in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yes, so, let 's get to work lads and lasses and others too. Get those uniforms pressed, polish those boots and those baldy heads, kiss Mr. Cameron 's Photograph and let 's get it over with ! Rule Britannia !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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