Flowersfade Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 They should ban the big fat symbol of gluttony and greed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowersfade Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I think my mum is having an affair with santa Is he coming down her chimney?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElasticMan Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I bet it's only a matter of time before the annual appearance of the famously jolly paternal red-coat offends someone, and is 'renamed' something like "End of year person"? Getting your self worked up about a 'ban' that hasn't happened, and is never going to happen? You should apply for a job at the Daily Mail - you'd fit right in. Just remember that at some point in the future (13 or 14 years) you'll have to issue an embarrassing apology after repeating the lie one too many times - but that doesn't matter - by then enough swivel eyed, mouth frothing right wingers will be convinced by your lie and will pay no attention to your cringe inducing admission that it was all made up - and that's all you wanted in the first place isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 One word. Four syllables. Pre-pos-ter-ous! is that why you're trying to reduce it to absurdity then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halibut Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 is that why you're trying to reduce it to absurdity then? Well done lad, you're really getting the hang of it. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I think my mum is having an affair with santa well, if she will kiss him under the mistletoe (!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I suggest the people who would like to ban Santa - for whatever reason - just ban themselves Starting Christmas early does help people buy presents bit by bit so they don't have to lay out large sums of money in the last few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Chaos Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 How can an adult be allowed to give presents to children around the world? What are this mans motives? I do feel in our paranoid society there is no place for an act of kindness like this, and the sooner we label "all adults who are kind to children" as paedofiles then the better. In todays society ......it is a well known fact that that most child abuse takes place from one of a singles mums various partners that come in and out of the home......... its good that we are vigulant, and getting rid of this childhood fantasy (father christmas) is the first step to achieving this. Also, in Santas Grotto, why are all the elves white? It wouldnt be the same if they where all Chinese or Japanese etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarmOKnee Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 How can an adult be allowed to give presents to children around the world? What are this mans motives? I do feel in our paranoid society there is no place for an act of kindness like this, and the sooner we label "all adults who are kind to children" as paedofiles then the better. In todays society ......it is a well known fact that that most child abuse takes place from one of a singles mums various partners that come in and out of the home......... its good that we are vigulant, and getting rid of this childhood fantasy (father christmas) is the first step to achieving this. Also, in Santas Grotto, why are all the elves white? They're not white, they're green! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I suggest the people who would like to ban Santa - for whatever reason - just ban themselves Starting Christmas early does help people buy presents bit by bit so they don't have to lay out large sums of money in the last few weeks. Don't you mean that people who suggest that someone somewhere wants to ban Santa should ban themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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