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Andrew Lansley - Beyond Parody


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Yet another politician who doesn't realize that 1984 was written as a warning, not an instruction manual.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/nov/22/hospital-patients-andrew-lansley-televisions

 

Andrew Lansley isn't most people's idea of bedside entertainment, so pity the patients in NHS hospitals across the country who are having to watch the health secretary addressing them every three or four minutes on monitors above their beds.

 

The Conservative cabinet minister's face appears on bedside entertainment systems on a continuous loop saying that their care "really matters to me" and asking them to thank NHS staff.

 

If they want to turn him off, they have to register under a system which sees patients charged more than £5 a day to access TV, email and phone services. In some wards with multiple beds, the screens have the effect of a television showroom, reports the Independent.

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The Conservative cabinet minister's face appears on bedside entertainment systems on a continuous loop saying that their care "really matters to me" and asking them to thank NHS staff.

Sounds like indoctrination to me.

 

Wouldn't patients prefer some Art of Landscape stuff instead? Even that testcard with the girl with the chalk would be an improvement.

 

Test card music

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