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If there is a god he sure would have raised a hand by now...

 

He has, my car failed its MOT today.

It is a Renault.

Made in a Catholic country.

It is Gods punishment on me for denying Jesus was his son.

Do you think if I lay that on the motor mechanic it will make him see sense?

 

If I take it to a Muslim mechanic, will he see it different due to his gods idea being different to the other bloke?

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He has, my car failed its MOT today.

It is a Renault.

Made in a Catholic country.

It is Gods punishment on me for denying Jesus was his son.

Do you think if I lay that on the motor mechanic it will make him see sense?

 

If I take it to a Muslim mechanic, will he see it different due to his gods idea being different to the other bloke?

 

Were you educated in a steel mill?

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He has, my car failed its MOT today.

It is a Renault.

Made in a Catholic country.

It is Gods punishment on me for denying Jesus was his son.

Do you think if I lay that on the motor mechanic it will make him see sense?

 

If I take it to a Muslim mechanic, will he see it different due to his gods idea being different to the other bloke?

 

Answers on a postcard please :huh::hihi:

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He has, my car failed its MOT today.

It is a Renault.

Made in a Catholic country.

It is Gods punishment on me for denying Jesus was his son.

Do you think if I lay that on the motor mechanic it will make him see sense?

 

If I take it to a Muslim mechanic, will he see it different due to his gods idea being different to the other bloke?

 

no need to take it out on God just because you're having a bad day.

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He has, my car failed its MOT today.

It is a Renault.

Made in a Catholic country.

It is Gods punishment on me for denying Jesus was his son.

Do you think if I lay that on the motor mechanic it will make him see sense?

 

If I take it to a Muslim mechanic, will he see it different due to his gods idea being different to the other bloke?

 

This is what atheists say all the time when they try to blame God for everything. :)

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