Balpin Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I wish. For most of the time we were bringing up our children my OH was self employed. I remember one holiday when he drove us to the east coast for a week in a caravan. He worked the Saturday and Sunday evenings, then came to stay Mon-Fri, worked Friday evening then took us home Saturday, after which he was off working again. Most of our holidays were taken cheaply, staying with relatives in Scotland. I think you're imagining everyone who is self employed makes a fortune. They don't. I was self employed, and know we dont make a great deal from it. It depends on your accountant. I just had typed a great diatribe about a former employer of mine, and his tax evation and fiddles, but accidentally deleted it. Even though he is dead and gone, it is just as well I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I can have mine at 60. I can have free NHS prescriptions before 60 I pay the same tax as you do. I moved .............to Wales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy Jnr Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 You are a caad and no mistake. That is a good one. When have the rich ever paid tax? Never. As a self employed man you should know that. When did a self employed man last have a holiday? Answer, Never. That is because all holidays are classed as business trips and written off against tax. Well if they don't pay tax now they certainly paid it when it first kicked off. The tax system was originally brought about specifically to tax the 'rich' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janie48 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 You'd be very useful after 2 bottles of red then.... i'm not quite sure what you are implying:blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 i'm not quite sure what you are implying:blush: He has a small molehill which you could make into a mountain if you so wished.Personally I would take this as offensive innuendo,others may feel flattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janie48 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 He has a small molehill which you could make into a mountain if you so wished.Personally I would take this as offensive innuendo,others may feel flattered. have a strong black coffee your not quite sober yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I can have mine at 60. I can have free NHS prescriptions before 60 I pay the same tax as you do. I moved .............to Wales. Tha'ss dedicayshun for you, boyo! If you're quite happy with what you're getting ... good for you. I'm not. from my (albeit limited) experience the NHS is as good as a set of tits on a bull (but far more expensive.) There are two options, 1. you pay for what you get. 2. you get what you pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 He has a small molehill which you could make into a mountain if you so wished.Personally I would take this as offensive innuendo,others may feel flattered. Are you still sulking.... I often make mistakes but admit them and get on with it....It's not my fault you made a bit of a fool of yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Are you still sulking.... I often make mistakes but admit them and get on with it....It's not my fault you made a bit of a fool of yourself... I suppose practice makes perfect.Any mistakes I make provide people with a limited imagination with a chance to look clever.You are one who benefits from the lines I feed you.I would love to get a good look at your molehill-there must be some Freudian underones which provoked your tasteless comment and innuendo.You still have not explained yourself to the young lady in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I suppose practice makes perfect.Any mistakes I make provide people with a limited imagination with a chance to look clever.You are one who benefits from the lines I feed you.I would love to get a good look at your molehill-there must be some Freudian underones which provoked your tasteless comment and innuendo.You still have not explained yourself to the young lady in question. Okay, you're still sulking...fair enough. Not everyone knows William Shakespear wrote Henry V. It's no big deal... Get over it, please.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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