Is a parrot the answer.

[dafodil]

Oh dafodil.. That went straight over your head that didn't it?.. :hihi:

Well i have had to think about it!

But getting back to the insinuation that i would be better of talking to a parrot,

My next door neighbour Ida has a Budgerigar called Peter and she tells me that Peter is realy a little Parrot so one of them may be the answer.

The only problem is that Ida when hanging out her smalls [rare event] sometimes has what i can only describe as little currants in her hair these are sometimes even in the same place two days later and i would hate to think of the comments from those builder types if that inadvertently happened to me so a Budgerigar is out.

[dafodil]

I don't think it did you know!

 

This is a clever use of the double-entendre by dafodil. I sometimes use the same technique in my own attempted comedy structures - the only problem is, folks think you're thick!

If you think that i ask for a large one when at the bar then think again as i am used to the usual silly remarks it is always please make that a double .

[harvey19]

Well i have had to think about it!

But getting back to the insinuation that i would be better of talking to a parrot,

My next door neighbour Ida has a Budgerigar called Peter and she tells me that Peter is realy a little Parrot so one of them may be the answer.

The only problem is that Ida when hanging out her smalls [rare event] sometimes has what i can only describe as little currants in her hair these are sometimes even in the same place two days later and i would hate to think of the comments from those builder types if that inadvertently happened to me so a Budgerigar is out.

I was going to suggest a budgie may be a little easier to keep than a parrot, a friend of mine,Sue, had one and had great fun with it.