Rampent Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 No way I'm going to some country retreat and blow thousands hanging out with some grade z celeb of the telly. So, after drinking myself to near death already, I wondered what I could do at home in the flat? I don't want all the ying yang nonsense either. Can you buy a detox pack of the internet? Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nubile Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 What you need is an LSD enema, it'll take you so long to come down you'll have forgot about the ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted December 27, 2011 Author Share Posted December 27, 2011 What you need is an LSD enema, it'll take you so long to come down you'll have forgot about the ale. I have heard of peeps smoking in the rear end, but shirly that might cause more heath issues? Or tissues. See that? My brain is fully toxic from all the booze and MSG from the noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anglersvista Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Buy some Andrews liver salts, milk thistle, fruit and fruit juice. Eat nothing for at least two days. Drink the juice/liver salts, eat the fruit, take the milk thistle.Obviously alcohol free for about a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nubile Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I have heard of peeps smoking in the rear end, but shirly that might cause more heath issues? Or tissues. See that? My brain is fully toxic from all the booze and MSG from the noodles. Noodles. !. Now that's given me an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPro Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Why are you detoxing now, soft lad? New year isn't for a couple of days yet. Keep drinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted December 27, 2011 Author Share Posted December 27, 2011 Noodles. !. Now that's given me an idea. I'm worried about the toilet on that one! It might never flush right, I've already had Kier out 54 times this year, junkie bloke in the downstairs flat lodged a official thing. I would never sleep well with things moving around in my bowels. I can deal with gas, but that would feel like aliens in my body. I heard that some of the worms are quite smart and climb out via one's ear holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nubile Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I'm worried about the toilet on that one! It might never flush right, I've already had Kier out 54 times this year, junkie bloke in the downstairs flat lodged a official thing. I would never sleep well with things moving around in my bowels. I can deal with gas, but that would feel like aliens in my body. I heard that some of the worms are quite smart and climb out via one's ear holes. Spelled it wrong and missed the "s" out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted December 27, 2011 Author Share Posted December 27, 2011 Why are you detoxing now, soft lad? New year isn't for a couple of days yet. Keep drinking! I would VP, but that 'Corks' sent me a PM. It sacred me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted December 27, 2011 Author Share Posted December 27, 2011 Spelled it wrong and missed the "s" out. Yes. See. This. Is. Making me go all funny. I really need a home made detox kit. Thought about the 'rotten bean in wax' deal, but that would just make me feel bad about wax makers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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