hard2miss Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Don't forget the lucky rabbits foot. And a four leaved clover. A cross might come in useful. And garlic. Now if you'd like to buy a cheap zombie exterminator.............. I rushed out to find a four leafed clover this morning, tripped over a discarded horse shoe and broke the mirror on a Ford Focus. As luck would have it no one saw me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthesweep Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Just make sure you shake a Chimney Sweeps hand and you should be fine Available for sweeping chimneys, weddings and handshakes:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Just don't forget, if you had a boiled egg for breakfast, to break the bottom of the shell with your spoon, and let the devil out I broke wind and the devil was certainly let out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Meh, my Mother was born on a Friday 13th, so it was lucky for me. And I remember once at School, I was lucky enough to get a "credit slip" (for getting my homework in on time) on a Friday 13th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I hate Fri 13th! Something always happens to me. So yesterday i decided to smash my shins with a hammer. I then inserted a knitting needle through one ear and right out of the other. I ate dog poo,then cooked my fingers over the hob. I may regret my actions,as nowts gone wrong so far today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Meh, my Mother was born on a Friday 13th, so it was lucky for me. And I remember once at School, I was lucky enough to get a "credit slip" (for getting my homework in on time) on a Friday 13th Rich! I have never met you,but you do so make me laugh. Psss...What did you get with your credit slip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Rich! I have never met you,but you do so make me laugh. Psss...What did you get with your credit slip? Not a lot, just a slip of paper that said "well done", back then it was very exciting to get them. Especially from some of the ratbag teachers we had, particularly the grumpy old git we had for Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ability Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 o wow i just realised it was friday the 13th, im a bit worried now ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSiSi Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 There's a piece in The Star about Fri 13th. One line in particular made me chuckle: 'Patricia Crowther – a practising witch and High Priestess of the Great Goddess, from City Road in Sheffield – said it was ‘absolutely ridiculous’ that Friday the 13th is considered unlucky'. Aren't High Priestesses supposed to live in 'The Dark Forest of Enchantment' or on 'The Mountain of Eternal Doom'? . . . . . . . . Ouch! Just felt a very sharp pain in my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowAngel Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 My day has been pretty good, my shops been busy, iv had no numptys in apart from a very iritating squealer. And il soon be going home to snuggle with my 5 black cats and 1 blue 1 Ps.... SiSiSi, imigrant Cyclops have taken over the enchanted forest and mountain of doom forcing us witches out. Im currently living on wybourn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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