chorba Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoesme Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I fell into this trap with an ex who was a size 10 but asked if she had a 'little belly' i said yes but i liked it. Big mistake, she didn't speak to me for the rest of the evening and the the only way i managed to get round her was to strip naked myself all night in the hope that i'd make her realise it doesn't matter. It was cold in my house too :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Oh be quiet Mr Halibut and get back under the bridge, theres a nice Fishy boy xxx why is his user name Halibut 'hooked' do you think gets em hooked and reels em in ....he loves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 why is his user name Halibut 'hooked' do you think gets em hooked and reels em in ....he loves it Would you bite if I threw a tasty morsel your way...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy Jnr Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 The correct answer to 'do I look fat in this dress?' is 'you look beautiful and I love you very much'. It's a really simple answer and with a bit of luck it's also the truth. Wrong. The correct answer is ''yes, but i knew you would eventually dear, look at your mother.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Shout Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 Thanks to everyone who replied so far, most of the responses have been a great laugh. A lass once asked me "do I look fatter now or then (showing me and a few others an old bus pass from about 4 years before) I said much fatter then (pointing at the old photo on the bus pass) it was an obvious answer to be honest but she had a few drinks. She then slapped me and all the other people kept going on about it for the next 3 hours, "You should have kept your mouth shut" ect. She looked fatter THEN not now THEN!, I couldn't understand what all the fuss was about, the other few lasses and blokes who I was sat with were all against me as well it really spoilt my night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janie48 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Thanks to everyone who replied so far, most of the responses have been a great laugh. A lass once asked me "do I look fatter now or then (showing me and a few others an old bus pass from about 4 years before) I said much fatter then (pointing at the old photo on the bus pass) it was an obvious answer to be honest but she had a few drinks. She then slapped me and all the other people kept going on about it for the next 3 hours, "You should have kept your mouth shut" ect. She looked fatter THEN not now THEN!, I couldn't understand what all the fuss was about, the other few lasses and blokes who I was sat with were all against me as well it really spoilt my night. She sounds like a right slapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 It's not just what you say, it's how you say it. 'You're a Goddess and when I gaze into your eyes, the hands of time stand still'. That's probably OK (though she might ask what you've been drinking ) 'God! You've got a face which would stop a clock!' May not be so acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 It's not just what you say, it's how you say it. 'You're a Goddess and when I gaze into your eyes, the hands of time stand still'. That's probably OK (though she might ask what you've been drinking ) 'God! You've got a face which would stop a clock!' May not be so acceptable. Have you ever got as far as kissing a girl?... Before she pukes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Don't worry, Frank - I've got a better 'chat up' line than that. What would you know about 'kissing a girl'? - I thought that the ladies you hang around with 'don't do kissing.' 'Anything else is OK, but no kissing!' :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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