nubile Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 Another. "Hang your necklaces from a curtain pole, not only will it keep them tidy but they'll act as wind chimes too". Do the people who read/contribute to these magazines have any idea what a wind chime is. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nubile Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 thought this was going to be a topic on 'tips to drive your man wild' Hang a bottle top wind chime anywhere in my house and and i'd sure go wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quisquose Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Viz best ever top tips here. Favourite one. Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitisbad Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Hang a bottle top wind chime anywhere in my house and and i'd sure go wild. I'm sure there used to be a show on bbc2 in the middle of the day that was just daft tips from so called professionals such as 'want to remove a scratch from furniature? just use marmite' or something equally daft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'm sure there used to be a show on bbc2 in the middle of the day that was just daft tips from so called professionals such as 'want to remove a scratch from furniature? just use marmite' or something equally daft. It was called "Expert Practices"-the one is remember was to steam off labels to tin cans and use to paste in a scrapbook diary of food eaten in a week.This means you can take this portfolio to a doctor as a consequence of poor diet/obesity.My diary reads like a compendium of carcogenic items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 put an old bathmat on your windscreen to prevent it frosting up - and one on the back if you have another But how will you see where your going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nubile Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 But how will you see where your going? Periscope outta the sun roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopman Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 One easy way to stop the neighbours' cats from messing in your garden is to have crocodiles running free. If you can't get crocodiles, alligators are a suitable substitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 My tip for putting a quilt cover on is to ask a woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 But how will you see where your going? time you went to Specsavers lololololol:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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