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If you're interested call or text me on 123456789 as i don't have internet access to read pm's or replies.

 

 

"Pm'd you".

 

please call only cos i cant text back i got no credit til i got sum money when i sell this. dont message me or talk on here am at me mates i dont have internet at home.

 

"Hi mate, how big is it?"

 

"Mate please answer my PM, I can pick it up tonight"

 

"PM'd you, I will take this if you still got it"

 

"how big is this please"

 

"i have sent u pm mate but ur inbox is full"

 

1 week later

 

"have u stil got this, I can collect today"

 

"will u take £2 if i come now?"

 

Following day

"whats the poiunt in listin thing on ere if u dont even answer pm :rant: "

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please call only cos i cant text back i got no credit til i got sum money when i sell this. dont message me or talk on here am at me mates i dont have internet at home.

 

"Hi mate, how big is it?"

 

"Mate please answer my PM, I can pick it up tonight"

 

"PM'd you, I will take this if you still got it"

 

"how big is this please"

 

"i have sent u pm mate but ur inbox is full"

 

1 week later

 

"have u stil got this, I can collect today"

 

"will u take £2 if i come now?"

 

Following day

"whats the poiunt in listin thing on ere if u dont even answer pm :rant: "

That's a format borrowed from the jobs section :hihi:

 

<random job ad>

 

to apply, email us@here.co.uk

"Hi, can I have this job?"

 

"inboxed you"

(don't get me started on the term 'inboxed' :suspect: )

The OP only has 2 posts and can't reply to your PM even if they wanted to :rolleyes:

 

"I'm looking for a job. email me ...... "

 

"Hi - my email address is...."

 

"Is this job still available?"

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I once put an ad on here because I was thinking about selling my decks. I offered:

 

2x Technic 1210's Mk2 Boxed with Stanton carts

2x Pioneer CDJ 800s boxed

1 x Behringer DJM 700 mixer not in perfect working order (some of the LEDs don't work but that aside its fine)

1 set of Pioneer HDJ1000 headphones

 

All for the price of £1000 with all leads so its ready to go.

 

First reply. "Would you take £200 and 3 phones?"

 

What in the name of all thats reasonable would I want with 3 phones? Even if its 3 boxed iphones I don't want them. I want my £1k. What if eff's name am I supposed to do with 3 phones? Thats doesn't make any sense. Unless I was trying for a mafia nickname and wanted to be called Disco "3 phones" its not really a deal i'm after.:rant::mad::help:

 

The mind boggles at peoples mentality sometimes

 

well that is a rather catchy name :hihi::hihi:

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the people on freecycle are also good,

 

OFFER: Sofa offered, good condition, collection from xxxxxxxx

 

REPLY: wj fj rpsd frkr (text speak is meaningless to me I can't even fake it)

 

or REPLY: can you deliver it to me (urr sod off its free)

 

The other option is complete overfriendliness:

 

hiya, I would love this sofa as me and my bloke have just moved house lol

 

big hugs xxxxx

 

:loopy:

 

NEVER use "lol" ever especially to someone you have never met

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