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"I have a 5yr old plus computer with an obsolete operating system. By modern standards, it's a museum piece. I'm hoping I can persuade somebody to pay me far more than it's worth."

That's what I thought, I was willing to buy it half way down just to get out of finishing it off :hihi:

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I once tried to sell a washing machine, explaining on the ad I was moving house on Saturday so it had to be collected before then.

 

Responses included:

 

'Can u deliver?' (no, that's why I said you have to collect)

'Can I have it and pay you next week?' (no, you pay when you collect it)

'Can I collect it on Sunday?' (no, because I'm moving on Saturday)

'Are you a moderator?' (yes, would you like to buy my washing machine?)

'Can I have it for free because <insert sob story here>'

'Do you want to swap it for a Staffie pup?' (no but I think I should report you to the RSPCA!)

'Do you need to hire a man and van to help move?' (no but thanks for thinking of me)

'Have you got any scrap metal?' (!)

 

In the end I gave it to my (old) next door neighbour.

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I once tried to sell a washing machine, explaining on the ad I was moving house on Saturday so it had to be collected before then.

 

Responses included:

 

'Can u deliver?' (no, that's why I said you have to collect)

'Can I have it and pay you next week?' (no, you pay when you collect it)

'Can I collect it on Sunday?' (no, because I'm moving on Saturday)

'Are you a moderator?' (yes, would you like to buy my washing machine?)

'Can I have it for free because <insert sob story here>'

'Do you want to swap it for a Staffie pup?' (no but I think I should report you to the RSPCA!)

'Do you need to hire a man and van to help move?' (no but thanks for thinking of me)

'Have you got any scrap metal?' (!)

 

In the end I gave it to my (old) next door neighbour.

I bet that was the last time you thought of selling anything on here? :hihi:

 

Oh wait, didn't you move to London ? :D

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Oh wait, didn't you move to London ? :D

 

Yes and to be honest they are just as bad down here. My housemate advertised a lawn mower for sale and was asked 'will it fit in my car?' They didn't give him a clue what type of car they drive...

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